Mom Laws

Here are a few "mom laws" that i've gotten a refresher course on recently:

1. If your one year old is happy and content, even singing baby jabber, for more than 60 seconds...check on him! This applies even if he is sitting right behind your chair.
2. As soon as you buy a new sippy cup, the lost one will immediately surface.
3. Four small boys and a kitchen full of white cupboards don't mix.
4. Do Not put their church clothes on them until you are ready to walk out the door.
5. Do not assume that it's clean just because it was in their drawer.
6. Check their bedroom often for food.
7. The baby or the dog always did it (once you learn to talk, your always innocent).
   
8. Eventually, the phrase is it my turn? becomes the equivalent of fingernails on a chalkboard.
   
9. "Mommy, your cool" covers a multitude of sin.
10. Do not buy superhero band-aids unless you want them to be used as stickers.