Some Olympic commentary

Now for my Olympic Commentary.

Thank you Foxnews.com (and other News sources I'm sure) for plastering gigantic "can't miss" results on your frontpage hours before the events were televised. Just think how much more exciting Paul Hamm's comeback would of been if we didn't already know he won the gold!

Trampoline Gymnastics...Ok, where can I sign up for this sport?

USA Women's Beach Volleyball...Holy moly! Put some clothes on!

Note to Men's Gymnastics Judges..."Um...see those guys swinging around on that high bar? Well...yeah your supposed to be watching them!"